Published by Matt on 01 Feb 2012 at 10:48 am
BLUAAAAHH! Hot wax from diggity-dogs A GIANT DOG is unleashed today! Not only is this platter a great chunk of meaty punk sizzlers, but man, it’s flat out head-scratchingly overdue for these vets (get it! VETS!!!! Do-oi-oiii…). Female pipes yowlin’ on top o’ dissonant hooks knee deep in country-fried, blues-tinged LA punk musicality a-la THE EYES and FLESH EATERS in ye olde songwriting department is on point. I guess the inevitable comparison here is to X, but swap Billy Zoom’s pretty production with the drunken scuzzy sheen enlisted to do the master’s bidding! ATTACK THE DORKS! Oh, and Sabrina Ellis delivers ten-fold as front woman. Great pipes serving her rendition of a less-throaty Exene but with way more range and great, creeping, soulful yowl. What a bitch (Get it!!! A FEMALE DOG!!! Ooofffff!!!!). It all wickedly compliments the lyrical content of Cashen/Ellis’ tunes/blasted punk rocking underneath. This 15-track long player SMOKES! Overloaded like the mothafuckin dog kennel! YOOoowww!!!!! LP includes download, and record includes the music!
ALSO! CHECK OUT OUR TTT 5 1/2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL:
5 x LPs AND 5 x 7″s = $20 PPD (u.s.a.)!!!!!!
THE STACK O’ SLIME PACK!!!!!
<– THIS CUSTOMER JUST GOT HIS IN HIS MAILBOX!
That’s right, TEN, brand-spankin new TTT Records releases, all POSTAGE PAID in the U.S.A.!!!!! For what costs two drinks at a lame, posh bar? Grab a stack here while they last!! A really solid smattering of dee-licious TTT vinyl in every stack!
STACK O’ SLIME F.A.Q.
Q: Are you fucking kidding me?!!
A: Nope! You get 10 fucking records for 20 fucking dollars.
Q: How can you make it this cheap?
A: We just did it.
Q: Can I pick my records?
A: Nope! However, all bags shall include the rock n roll music. Fear not!
Q: Can I bundle this satchel o’ wax with other titles?
A: Of course! Add other shit to your cart! It will work.