Published by Matt on 15 May 2012 at 04:59 pm
THE SUMMER OF THRILLS, CHILLS, AND BIRTH CONTROL HAS BEGUN. Everybody’son fucking TOUR! And I’m not talking about “hey we’re professionals and we planned it this way….I mean THE SHIT IS LIKE TOMORROW, AND HOLY SHIT THIS RULES. Chances are some creeping marauders will be parusing the expressways by your house over the next few weeks. It’s “white line fever” from May 21st to June 9th. A time when WHEREVER the fuck you are in the U.S.A. you should be able to catch a killer show by these seminal vesicles….
OBN III’s = OUT ON THE ROAD 5/21 – 6/9 DATES HERE
YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Easily one of the top live bands in the U.S. right now are heading out on the road! DO NOT FUCKING MISS THIS BAND! They rarely leave Austin for any kind of touring (Goner Fest and the Atlanta Mess Around was really it I think so far) . Any day in between 5/21 and 6/9 is when you should be able to get yo HARD ROCK FIX. Check the FACEBOOK THINGY and LET PEOPLE KNOW about these shows! They will thank you later trust me.
THE HUSSY – WEST COAST 5/23 – 6/9 DATES HERE
Headed west in support of the Weed Seizure LP! The first round slayed, so check the EVENT for dates! This band causes more ruccus with just one GUITAR and DRUMS than most. Go see Bobby light his guitar on fire and smash your glasses. Naw, it’ll be fun. And girls, you are even encouraged to shake your boobs (unless they hurt). It’s garage rock! GO SEE WHAT’S UP WIT DA HUSSY! Bobby and Heather are the sweetest duders ever…AND THEN THEY STOMP YOU!
USELESS EATERS – SOUTHERN DATES 5/21 – 5/30 DATES HERE
Offer up your finest drugs. USELESS EATERS are headed down south for a stint with TY SEGALL and WHITE FENCE. Right into the belly of hell…Texas during summer! What could be hotter than that shit? They’ll have their new single on TTT available too! These shows will obviously kill. Do I really need to sell this fuckin’ shit?! Oh, and this latest line-up is rock solid. They killed it at SXSW this year (with Orville subbing on drums!) so GO GIT IT DOWN SOUTH!